Wednesday, November 9, 2016

It’s the stupidity, Stupid 100.1: So it begins. Trump picks Climate Change denier to lead the EPA transition


la-me-chronicling-californias-drought-story-gallery-20140925We knew this crap would happen.  Many Most of the Trump  followers are climate change deniers.  Followers such as the big corporate farmers that grace the local landscape with whatever crop suits them.  Where I live, it’s mostly Almond Trees.  We are still mired in a four year, going on five year drought in California, and these harvesters of water hogging almond orchards want their water. 

Drought?  Not in their vocabulary.  Climate Change?  Not around these parts.  It’s just all one big California conspiracy to deny them the water they need so that we can have Almond Joy bars from now until the end of eternity.  I even saw one farm with a big sign blaming Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi for not turning on their secret spigot, even though Republicans hold control of both the House and the Senate.  Well, I guess you have to blame somebody.

But now that Donald Trump is president, I have no doubt that they expect he will turn on the big heavenly water spigot in the sky and all will be right with the world.  Uh…huh.  How does that Joni Mitchell song go? 

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Til its gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

With the harvest from one particular local farm bringing in 20,000,000 dollars, I guess it pays to keep denying the obvious.  Trump has taken his first step in giving them a helping hand by doing what we all knew he would do. 

Gut the EPA and fill it with Climate Deniers so that he and all his other buddies can drain the fuck out of Lake Meade so they can take a shower in their Vegas Hotel Suites.  Remember the name when you go to flush your toilet and that turd just sort of lays there kind of helpless like: Myron Ebell.

From Scientific America:

In a biography submitted when he testified before Congress, he listed among his recognitions that he had been featured in a Greenpeace “Field Guide to Climate Criminals,” dubbed a “misleader” on global warming by Rolling Stone and was the subject of a motion to censure in the British House of Commons after Ebell criticized the United Kingdom’s chief scientific adviser for his views on global warming.

More recently, Ebell has called the Obama administration’s Clean Power Plan for greenhouse gases illegal and said that Obama joining the Paris climate treaty “is clearly an unconstitutional usurpation of the Senate’s authority.”

He told Vanity Fair in 2007, “There has been a little bit of warming ... but it’s been very modest and well within the range for natural variability, and whether it’s caused by human beings or not, it’s nothing to worry about.”

But whatever. So I guess Climate change isn't real, and with the GOP will be in control, I'm sure they'll be turning on those super secret water hoses they have stashed away at the White House just in time for spring. Meanwhile, here's Joni Mitchell while we wait. But just remember this: It's the stupidity, Stupid.

It’s the Stupidity, Stupid! - 100.0: Yes mom, women can be self hating misogynists as well!

One could argue that those who voted for F├╝hrer Trump, did so solely out of racism, homophobia, or misogyny.  And I’m sure most of those people did, although some still are trying to stay in the closet and pretend, “No, it was not I!”

But whether it’s just an acquaintance on Facebook, a friend (or as is more likely, former friend), or even a relative, trying to hide their White Superiority Trashiness, they’re fooling no one.  Least of all me.  

I read somewhere that many of the white bigoted Obama hating woman hating cowards who make up a huge chunk of the electorate, came crawling out of their rat holes to cast their ballots for the first time.  They did this because Trump spoke to them like a godly vision confirming that it was okay to hate minorities and people of color and to publicly cheer them on.  Even last night as Trump was making his victory speech, someone hollered out, “Kill Obama” more than once. 

But really, do we need all those labels?  It all boils down to one thing.  Almost half this country is wallowing in their own stupidity and seem to be damn proud of it.  And there is enough blame to go around for the fact that if these people went looking for their own ass to wipe, they’d probably be hard pressed to find it.

Case in point: Women who support Trump.  It’s not just that they are stupid in regards to their own glorification of bigotry, but when it comes to misogyny, they can out do any man on the planet.   Is it now any wonder that women in this country have such a time gaining equal footing when apparently half of them are filled with self-hatred for themselves and their own gender?

I’ve shared this particular disgusting picture of pure idiocy on Facebook more than once.  The shirt says Trump can feel her pussy, but you just as well put, “Yes, I’m stupid, and I hate myself and every woman I know” on the back.

Honey Boo Boo 

Raw StoryIt’s stupidity run amuck, and a woman who would wear this crap is either desperate for attention, or is so full of self-loathing that she needs a man to tell her she’s worth a plumb nickel.  Even one who makes a habit of bragging about sexual assault.  We can only hope this woman has no offspring to brainwash with her drivel, but that’s probably wishful thinking.

But it gets worse.  I ran across this article at Raw Story which was written before the election where we get these gems:

While it’s jarring to hear a woman defend sexual assault, Robertson isn’t the only female who attends rallies for a candidate who has demonstrated on numerous occasions that he thinks of women as second class citizens who deserve to be called “fat pigs“, or worthless if he doesn’t consider them attractive.

Wisconsin voter Debbie Shields says she believes that Trump is a “loving and compassionate father who was chosen by God “for a time as this.” Another Wisconsin woman who only goes by Shirley also told CNN that Trump’s character flaws aren’t really that big of a deal. She believes Democrats “have no issues they can win on, so all they can do is try to pick on Trump and his character.”

When TYT field reporter Jordan Chariton asked an unidentified female Trump fan whether she would in the very least be happy about the possibility of Hillary becoming the country’s first female president, she replied “Absolutely not. I don’t believe there should be a woman President…I just don’t believe it should be female leaders.”

The writer of the article, goes on to explain it this way:

What I never seem to understand about feminist-bashing conservative women is their inability to see how ironic it is that they attend political rallies, share their opinions and cast their ballots when the America they’re nostalgic about wouldn’t allow them to do any of those things. If a woman thinks that females have no place in politics, why isn’t her deplorable ass in the kitchen making her husband a ham sandwich? Women are not to be heard, right? And to be honest, I wouldn’t mind never hearing from someone that ignorant again.....

This election unequivocally proves that right wing Trump supporters don’t really care about the safety of women. Females have been a convenient prop to fit their discriminatory agenda, but when protecting them becomes inconvenient, the right kicks them to the curb. In fact, as soon as one of their own is accused of harming women in any way, they’re indifferent to say the least.

What I'm wanting to say is that it’s time for women to speak out against the ignorance of those other “ladies” who want to live their life as the ultimate female media stereotype: Dumb and stupid.  You can’t give them a pass anymore than you would Donald Trump, who could title his next book, “The Art of Misogyny: To Serve Man”.  Because unless more of you get on the same page, you’re simply treading water.

So when you see or hear from one of these self-hating, woman demeaning ladies just remember one thing: It’s the stupidity, stupid.

Keith Olbermann via GQ-Lesson 40: The Terrorists Have Won


Keith sums up the election in this video.  The terrorists have won, and the rest of us have to pay the bill.  We have elected a White Supremacist Fascist to be president.  But he’ll never be my president.


Monday, November 7, 2016

Keith Olberman via GQ: Lesson 38: A LIE, A LIE, A LIE, ANOTHER F**KING LIE


Nothing I can say will ever top this.  Lie after lie after lie.  Watch this space.

Friday, November 4, 2016

Bill Maher: On F*cking Fire

Bill MaherBill Maher was holding nothing back the Friday before the election:

Speaking on the “right-wing coup” that is taking place across the country, Maher had some words for the media. “It’s not f*cking funny,” he said. “Media, do your f*cking job.”

“We have reached peak insanity here. The Russians are creating fake documents to discredit the Hillary campaign,” he said. “And the Trump campaign tweets them out as if they are real.”

“Republicans are trying to elect a sexually assaulting psychopath who is, if not a Russian agent, unwittingly working as one,” Maher exclaimed.

He continued by calling out Trump’s allegations that Hillary Clinton will somehow allow 650 million immigrants to enter the country “in the first week.” Maher stated, “And the pundits said ‘Trump is on message.’ Yeah, if the message is ‘I’m f*cking insane.'”

Watch the video below

Bill Maher meets President Obama

President Obama finally made his long awaited appearance on Bill Maher’s show, thus proving once again there is no venue on which he won’t appear to get his message across.

The discussion runs the gamut from marijuana laws, improving health care, religion with the emphasis on atheism, U.S. students falling behind in science,  how do you get the media to report on the facts instead of treating false opinions, Food reforms and many other topics.

Watch this, then explain how you can replace this deep thoughtful man with a sorry piece of brain damaged trash like Donald Trump.

Another GOP mailer hits my doorstep promising magic, unicorns, and wonderful things.



ValdaoSo I got one of those Fascist....I mean Republican Fascist Party mailers proclaiming that it was necessary to stop Nancy Pelosi from becoming speaker. In other words, they want Paul Ryan to stay there with one thumb stuck up his ass and the other stuck up the anus of Mitch McConnell while they collect a salary for doing exactly this to aid American workers:

NOT A DAMN THING.

I guess that's kind of crude but sometimes crude help drives the point home.

Meanwhile, the current Republican working to keep the unquestioning voters of the Kern Valley in check, David Valadao, is on the same mailer proclaiming how he's against the high speed rail system although he has no say so about it. Of course, the dumber voters around here won't question that annoying fact. And even if he could make it go away that money would just go elsewhere. Just ask Ohio and Florida who thought they could grab a share anyway but found out different.  Surprise!!!!!

Then he says, he's going to bring water to the Valley. I guess that means he's going to take some Lasix and pass out free doses to everybody so we can piss up a lake for him. There's not a lot this dipshit can do about the water shortage either. It's his stupid party, and his even stupider voters, who continue to deny climate change while the farms around here turn into the next great dustbowl thanks to their representatives sticking their heads up their butt from the beginning of the world to date. I guess they think there's this big water spigot in the sky somewhere that you can just turn on and off at will.  Or at least they know they can sucker their voters who having undergone the Breitbart, Limbaugh, Fox News, brain destruction device, actually believe it’s as simple as that.  Maybe him and his lobotomized supporters can have a parade where they do a rain dance solving climate change everywhere once and for all.  Oh wait.  I forgot.  It doesn’t exist to them so scratch that.

He also says he will help veterans. The Republicans spend each election telling you this so that come January, they can start cutting benefits to the Vets once again because still yet, their voters are too stupid to wake up and see that's what they do.  But the GOP will trot the soldiers out out for infinite photo-ops to keep their unquestioning base from seeing what’s really behind the curtain.

And David, all by himself, is going to balance the budget.  Notice he doesn’t say what budget or where.  It could be his household grocery budget for all we know.  In fact, I’d bet on it because the last person to submit a balanced budget in Washington was William Jefferson Clinton and I know Mr. Valadao would hardly model himself after a successful Democrat. 

So another fine candidate in Kern County, with the usual promises piled high in bullshit which is why this county is and always will never be nothing more than a dead end and doormat for the rest of the state.